Chick-fil-A, the favored quick meals chain that focuses on rooster and donating thousands and thousands to anti-LGBTQ teams, is launching a streaming and leisure app subsequent month and, alongside it, an animated TV present for teenagers. 2024 continues to suck!
On October 21, Chick-fil-A introduced that it will launch its new free leisure app, Chick-fil-A Play, on November 18. The app will embody scripted “kid-friendly” podcasts, interactive video games, jokes, video recipes, crafting concepts, e-books, and authentic, unique streaming reveals. Considered one of these reveals will characteristic the Chick-fil-A cows—stars of the chain’s long-running “Eat Mor Chikin” marketing campaign—and one other is Evergreen Hills.
Right here’s the primary trailer for Evergreen Hills, which seems to be an animated sequence about youngsters discovering some magical tree, and is based mostly on a sequence of adverts from a number of years in the past.
When you’re curious, the animated sequence starring cows will probably look quite a bit like this brief launched by Chick-fil-A a number of months in the past. I’ll allow you to resolve if that’s a very good factor or not. Additionally, simply say the phrases “A Chick-fil-A Authentic Story” a number of instances out loud and actually marinate in how dangerous this all is.
And now, right here’s a human being making an attempt to persuade you that it’s completely regular and logical {that a} quick meals restaurant that serves rooster sandwiches also needs to make TV reveals for teenagers. From the press launch:
“Hospitality and enjoyable have all the time been on the core of the Chick-fil-A household expertise, whether or not inside our Eating places and play areas, or by way of our Youngsters Meals,” stated Dustin Britt, government director of name technique. “The Chick-fil-A Play App is a digital extension of that have and one other means we’re reimagining ‘Play’ for our Company, in a novel means by way of leisure that actually encourages time collectively.”
That’s a terrifying quantity of buzzwords and nonsense crammed into one paragraph, however it’s October, so I assume it’s completely spooky. Anyway, if you wish to watch any of these items or learn books accredited by Chick-fil-A, the app goes stay on Apple and Android on November 18. Get pleasure from?
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